So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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