In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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