we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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