On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i barfeds in our rink
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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