Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Are we still banned from the library?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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