"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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