i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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