sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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