Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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