3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Drunk is not a location!
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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