You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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