You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Randomize