Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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