I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
