I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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