i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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