Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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