People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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