some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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