dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Randomize
