Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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