Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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