the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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