Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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