They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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