doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
we should paint friendship bongs
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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