im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It's just like the Real World with babies
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
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