Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
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for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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