marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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