It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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