Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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