Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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