its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Can I color on your dick again?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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