oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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