How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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