But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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