So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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