How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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