their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize