I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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