Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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