whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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