Me too!
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
tell me about the fingering
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