he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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