I bet he comes in French.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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