But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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