Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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