So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You are a genius and a whore.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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