piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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