Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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