I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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