Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Randomize
