therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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