When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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