I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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