I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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