I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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