I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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