I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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