Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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