she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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