I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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